EVERYTHING IN MODERATION

If my years in medicine has taught me anything, it is the value of moderation in all things…well, almost all things – it might be difficult to moderate an orgasm.  So if this photo of our new centerpiece seems excessive, let me point out that in these 17 bags of pasta, only 2 are of the same type.  Exercising great restraint, I ordered only one bag of each of the other 16

types.  Now THAT, my friends, is moderation!

Included in this titillating tower of pasta are:

Fiesta Fettuccine

Garlic Parsley Fettuccine

Basil Fettuccine

Red Chile Pepper Fettuccine

Three Peppercorn Fettuccine

Wild Mushroom Fettuccine

Lemon Chive Fettuccine

Farm & Field Fettuccine

Land & Sea Fettuccine

Straw & Hay Fettuccine

Golden Egg Pappardelle

Garlic Herb Pappardelle

Spinach Pappardelle

Spicy Sesame Linguine

Egg Linguine

Spinach Linguine